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Listening to: From the Choirgirl Hotel. Not for long, though... it's not really matching my mood quite like I was expecting it too.

Currently Reading: Just barely started Jonathan Lethem's Gun, With Occasional Music. Kind of saving it for the train, as well as a stack of others (both fiction and non). Also, I recently read Laurie Notaro's I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl (again) in like two days, and peed myself laughing. Highly recommended. I also devoured The Broke Diaries by Angela Nissel in, like, a mere few days. Laughed until I peed. Also highly recommended.

Wishing: income. Lots of it. Other than that, life's pretty good.

I couldn't be more The current mood of ronkc@diaryland.com at www.imood.com right now.

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01 October 2001 | 7:37 PM

Feeling a little better today.

I'm feeling a little better.

I got this email and thought that everyone might find this interesting. It was a foward, interestingly enough.

Subject: FW: Warning: chain letter

Date: Sun, 16 Sep 2001 10:19:54 -0700

Hello, my name is Carol I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?

"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Screw them.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

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Wow. That was a great one.

Okay. You may have noticed that the link to my business website. This is because I quit my business. I have hundreds of dollars worth of office supplies, products and business cards and stuff. What I don't throw away, I will be using as school supplies. I expect to have a lot more free time now that I won't be working so hard.

Okay. So, not much happened today, really...

I kind of had a little anxiety attack thing this afternoon. I was at the big, begining-of-the-year poster and print sale, and everything there were a million people there, all crowded together, sifting through posters and prints... I was really nervous, and it got really hot and I just had to get out of there. That hasn't happened in quite a while, which is weird. It was totally unexpected, too. Hmm.

I should be seeing the doctor by the end of the week, though. I need new meds, and maybe some more of what I have, because, damn.

I'll be seeing my internist next week, too. I'm concerned about my back pain and my weight. I'm hoping that he'll be able to request that my medical insurance company pay for stomach-stapling, or at least lipoplasty. I don't remember if I mentioned that before.

Anyway, that's what's going on in my life.

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