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Listening to: From the Choirgirl Hotel. Not for long, though... it's not really matching my mood quite like I was expecting it too.

Currently Reading: Just barely started Jonathan Lethem's Gun, With Occasional Music. Kind of saving it for the train, as well as a stack of others (both fiction and non). Also, I recently read Laurie Notaro's I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl (again) in like two days, and peed myself laughing. Highly recommended. I also devoured The Broke Diaries by Angela Nissel in, like, a mere few days. Laughed until I peed. Also highly recommended.

Wishing: income. Lots of it. Other than that, life's pretty good.

I couldn't be more The current mood of ronkc@diaryland.com at www.imood.com right now.

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17 January 2003 | 12:28 AM

In the shower...

Okay.

So I get in the shower this morning here in the dorms. It smells like dildo.

I look around. "What smells like dildo," I ask myself.

Then I noticed the new shower curtains!! I love new shower curtains. Especially since the old ones went way past the floor, so you would always trip over it. It was bad.

But now we have a new shower curtain that smells like dildo. Much better!

I placed a personal ad in the local free weekly. It was very poorly written, and I forgot to include my age. I don't think there was enough information in it. No one is going to call me. Whatever. I keep searching the online ads, too, but there's only one or two people who fit my criteria (very open) whose criteria I fit (very slim). It's very difficult being 20 and overweight and looking at personal ads. I'm going to be single the rest of my life. Maybe I'll score a dinner/movie out of it, though. Shit.

Anyway. Have to get tickets tomorrow. Should wrap this one up.

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