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Listening to: From the Choirgirl Hotel. Not for long, though... it's not really matching my mood quite like I was expecting it too.

Currently Reading: Just barely started Jonathan Lethem's Gun, With Occasional Music. Kind of saving it for the train, as well as a stack of others (both fiction and non). Also, I recently read Laurie Notaro's I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl (again) in like two days, and peed myself laughing. Highly recommended. I also devoured The Broke Diaries by Angela Nissel in, like, a mere few days. Laughed until I peed. Also highly recommended.

Wishing: income. Lots of it. Other than that, life's pretty good.

I couldn't be more The current mood of ronkc@diaryland.com at www.imood.com right now.

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14 August 2003 | 8:16 PM

"Friendly Reminder"

Okay.

The apartments I'm looking at might have an opening that I would love.... I sure could use your prayers, you guys!!!

But here's what I REALLY wanted to write about.

First, I'm behind a desk in a department that I shouldn't be in, and there's a note on the desk that was dated today:

Friendly reminder-
Please make sure you clean up after yourself after your shift. A lemon piece was left out overnight & now there are a ton of fruit flys
[sic].... So please don't leave food out, especially during the summer when there are more flys [sic]. Thanks & have a good day.

It seems as though this reminder is SO friendly, that she decided to spell flies wrong. That's really friendly, don't you think? I think that's really friendly.

Okay. First, how do people get into this school?! Second, fruit flies are really tiny! Can you imagine what a ton of fruit flies would look like? Why not just say a lot of fruit flies? Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ!

So, I'm working right now (sort of) and this guy from school introduces himself to me when I'm doing a room set-up.

"Hi. I'm Asshole McButtfuck. I work for the admissions office," he said, with an overly-intense look on his face.

"Hi, I'm Chris. Nice to pretend I care. I mean, MEET YOU! Nice to MEET YOU!!!

I'm so amazed I'm still employed.

I'm off to work again. Blah.

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