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Listening to: From the Choirgirl Hotel. Not for long, though... it's not really matching my mood quite like I was expecting it too.

Currently Reading: Just barely started Jonathan Lethem's Gun, With Occasional Music. Kind of saving it for the train, as well as a stack of others (both fiction and non). Also, I recently read Laurie Notaro's I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl (again) in like two days, and peed myself laughing. Highly recommended. I also devoured The Broke Diaries by Angela Nissel in, like, a mere few days. Laughed until I peed. Also highly recommended.

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26 January 2002 | 1:44 AM

Outlook Not So Good

Okay.

So I'm in Rite Aid today, waiting for prescriptions to be filled. In my basket is some nail polish remover, some nail-strengthening stuff from Sally Hansen (who I'd love to meet, but worry that she's a bitch), and a box of candy. I meander over to the Valentine's Day area, (because Cupid rhymes with Stupid, and Valentine's Day is enough to make a free thinking individual want to gouge his own eyeballs out with an old rusty pair of scissors). I find this contraption which is somewhat like a Magic 8-Ball, except it is stricty love-related. Just for kicks, right there in the store, I ask it two Valentine's Day related questions. The following ensues:

Me: Will I fall in "love" before Valentine's Day 2003?
Ball: Outlook Not So Good.
Me: Will I have a seizure on Valentine's Day this year, like I did in 2000?
Ball: Absolutely.

Get ready kids. My unavoidable demise may be imminent. Wouldn't that be funny, if I started convulsing uncontrollably in a Hallmark Store? Note to self: update list of things to do.

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