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Listening to: From the Choirgirl Hotel. Not for long, though... it's not really matching my mood quite like I was expecting it too.
Currently Reading: Just barely started Jonathan Lethem's Gun, With Occasional Music. Kind of saving it for the train, as well as a stack of others (both fiction and non). Also, I recently read Laurie Notaro's I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl (again) in like two days, and peed myself laughing. Highly recommended. I also devoured The Broke Diaries by Angela Nissel in, like, a mere few days. Laughed until I peed. Also highly recommended.
Wishing: income. Lots of it. Other than that, life's pretty good.
I couldn't be more right now.
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24 February 2005 | 3:29 PM
About me.
Stolen From Jamie.
1. your full name?
Christopher John Etienne Ronk
2. grandparents' first names?
Bob, Paulina, Hank, Pat, Norma, Rena, and Red.
3. what songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever's on the radio/CD player.
4. what did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
My mother. Or a disaster, like a fire or something.
5. when and why did you last vomit?
It was a little over a week ago, and I'm pretty sure it was a result of smoking too much weed really, really fast.
6. whats in your pockets right now?
I'm in jammiess, so no pockets.
7. what color are your bedroom walls?
Eggshell.
8. last thing that made you laugh?
Chatting with Jamie about memories past.
9. nicknames your parents call you?
My mom calls me "Chris-O" and has for years. My pop used to call me "Rooster" because I was loud and obnoxious and the first thing up in the morning.
10. best bed sheets you had as a child?
Probably something stupid like Pound Puppies...
11. favorite childhood pet?
Princess, my grandmother's Siamese.
12. any pets now?
I want a cat in the worst way. When I get a job, I'm getting a cat.
13. others describe your ass as?
Fat.
14. do you like your teeth?
They serve their purpose. They sometimes click together when I'm talking or singing, but whatever.
15. inny or outy?
Inny.
16. things you shout to stupid drivers?
Hoo! All sorts of things.
17. favorite bathroom?
Probably mine. I just wish i had a bigger bathtub, though. A jacuzzi tub, for isntance?
18. bake or broil?
Bake. For sheezie.
19. black olives or green olives?
Black olives. Damn. Now I want nachos.
20. what kind of phone do you own?
A tiny LG thing. It only gets reception when I stand on my head and have both hands in my mouth.
21. what's one of the strangest thing you ever chewed on?
I'm going to skip this one, because I genuinely can't think of an answer.
22. is your music kept in a particular order?
Really not.
23. where do you get your film developed?
Usually Rite-Aid. Sometimes Bartell's because I like the little white border they can put around your prints. Makes them look really professional.
24. if your skin could be any color of the rainbow, what would it be?
A nice tan like my Iberian ancestors.
25. where did you go to pre-school?
Bay School, in the Highlands.
26. strangest drug experience?
Matt turned into a tombstone/statue of the grim reaper. He was wearing a grey hoodie that made him look like he was made of granite.
27. favorite weather?
Springtime in Seattle: warm, but breezy. Not sweating-hot, but don't-need-a-jacket warm.
28. describe your fingernails?
Neatly clipped. I used to like to grow them out, but then they look gross.
29. last time you had to go to the hospital?
For my endoscopy/colonoscopy last year. It was like a gang-bang in a really sterile environment.
30. worst injury you've ever had?
When I had my seizure and fell over and popped my head open on the linoleum.
31. how do you like your chocolate?
All over my naked body.
32. favorite kind of tape?
Porn.
33. favorite thing to write or draw with?
Glitter/metalic gel pens.
34. last movie you rented?
I believe it was Kentucky Fried Movie. It had been a rough week.
35. last movie you went to see?
Don't even remember.
36. were you a thumb sucker?
Nope.
37. how old are you?
Twenty-two.
38: What are your dreams like?
Usually confusing, rarely scary.
39. hallucinations?
Just when Matt turned into the grim reaper.
40. worst hotel you've ever been to?
When my mom had her tah-tahs done and we had to stay overnight NEAR the hospital... I think it was a Ramada Limited. (Operative word of course being "Limited.")
41. best vacation?
South Dakota. Hands down.
42. what languages can you speak?
English, French.
43. favorite house?
Definitely my Grandmother's place. It's practically a mansion. Not really, but from the outside, it looks bigger than any place I've ever lived before.
44. favorite mode of transportation?
The bus. Makes for good stories. Cab rides with Jamie are a hoot, too.
45. favorite place to swim?
I'm not really a swimmer. Traumatic memories as the fat kid with man-boobs from swim lessons.
46. last porno you saw?
I think it was The House of Morecock. But I could be wrong.
47. last song you listened to?
Never Fall In Love Again by The Carpenters.
48. favorite kitchen utensil?
Spatulas that are also spoons. (Spoonulas.)
49. favorite driving songs?
Anything fast, fun or loud.
50. what will you be doing tomorrow?
Getting ready for the Chapel Choir Retreat! w00t!
FIRSTS
First best friend: Probably Abigail.
First car: '84 Honda Accord (it was hella money.)
First self purchased CD: Don't remember.
First pets: We had some goldfish I won at the fair.
First piercing/tattoo: The tattoo is in planning stages.
First musician you remember hearing in your house: My mom was really big on Linda Rondstadt, Jerry Jeff Walker, and Crystal Gayle. Hot. I'm pretty sure it made my brown eyes blue.
LASTS
Last cigarette: Day before Lent started.
Last good cry: Day before I got fired. I knew it was coming...
Last movie seen on video/DVD: I watched Little Shop of Horrors last night with the French Soundtrack. All the songs are funnier.
Last beverage drank: Diet Pepsi.
Last food consumed: Bagel and Cream Cheese.
Last time showered: Last night.
Last shoes worn: Brown loafers.
Last annoyance: Dropping the phone when Andrea called. I thought it was about a job interview, and I fucking dropped the phone.
Last shirt worn: Blue wrinkle-free.
Last website visited: Bad Tattoo. It's pictures of all these tattoos that came out really poorly.
What color socks are you wearing? Not wearing socks right now.
What's under your bed? Laundry and other miscellany.
What time did you wake up today? 2:00 PM.
Where do you want to go? to get a haircut/brow wax.
What is your career going to be? Funeral Director.
Where are you going to live? Seattle.
How many kids do you want? Plenty, but none that I have to keep track of.
What kind of car(s): A very small hybrid. I want parking to be as easy as possible. Not like my mother's maroon '89 Cadillac Coupe de Ville.
Current mood: Hungry.
Current music: Tony Bennet.
Current hate: Washington Mutual.
Have You Ever...
(X) kissed a member of the opposite sex?
(X) kissed a member of the same sex?
( ) crashed a friend's car?
( ) been to Japan?
(X) ridden in a taxi?
(X) been dumped?
(X) been fired or laid off?
( ) been in a fist fight?
( ) snuck out of your parent's house?
(X) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex?
(X) ever dated someone of the same sex?
(X) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
( ) been arrested?
( ) made out with a stranger?
( ) bought a pair of $1 ...earrings?
( ) celebrated New Years in Times Square?
(X) gone on a ...blind date?
(X) had a crush on a teacher?
( ) celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans?
(X) been to Europe?
(X) skipped school?
(X) cut yourself on purpose?
( ) been married?
( ) gotten ...divorced?
( ) had children?
(X) seen someone die?
( ) been to Africa?
( ) Punched a friend?
( ) Been to Canada?
( ) Been to Mexico?
(X) Been on a plane?
(X) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
(x) Thrown up in a bar?
( ) Purposely set a part of myself on fire?
(X) Eaten Sushi?
( ) Been Snowboarding?
(X) Met someone in person from the internet?
( ) Been moshing at a concert?
( ) Had real feelings for someone you knew only online?
( ) been in an abusive relationship?
( ) been pregnant or got someone pregnant?
( ) lost a child?
(X) gone to college?
(X) graduated college?
( ) tried killing yourself?
(X) taken painkillers?
(X) love someone or miss someone right now?
UNIQUE.
1. Nervous Habits? Fidgeting/eating.
2. Are you double jointed? No.
3. Can you roll your tongue? Yes.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Just the left one.
5. Can you blow spit bubble? No.
6. Can you cross your eyes? Yes.
7. Tattoos? Not YET!
8. Piercings and where? No.
CLOTHES.
10. Which shoe goes on first? Right.
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? No.
12. On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet?: Lately, none.
13. What jewelry do you wear? Sometimes a watch, sometimes a ring.
14. Favorite piece of clothing? Funky ties.
FOOD.
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl, after a cut.
16. Have you ever eaten Spam? No.
17. Favorite ice cream flavor? Pecan Praline.
18. How many cereals in your cabinet? None, right now. I'm rather Old-Mother-Hubbard-esque right now.
19. What's your favorite beverage? Many of them.
20. What's your favorite restaurant? I'm jonesin' for some La Puearta.
21. Do you cook? When I have time/money.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE:
27. Animal? Kittens.
28. Food? Fondue at the Melting Pot.
29. Month? June.
30. Day? Fridays or Saturdays.
31. Favorite Cartoon Character? Eric Cartman.
32. Shoe Brand? Cheap.
33. Subject in school? Sociology, of course!
34. Color? Green, or grey.
35. Sport? Fighting. Springer-style.
36. TV show? Six Feet Under. Hands down.
IN AND AROUND.
41. In the CD player? Some compilation.
42. Person you talk most on the phone with? Mi madre.
43. Ever taken a cab? Have I ever!
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? Have to.
45. What color is your bedroom? Eggshell.
46. Do you use an alarm clock? Yes.
47. Window seat or aisle? Aisle.
LA LA LAND.
48. What's your sleeping position? Stomach.
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? Definitely.
50. Do you sleepwalk? Rarely.
51. Do you talk in your sleep? I moan, actually. It's not like hot moaning, it's like dull, throbbing stomach pain kind of moaning.
52. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No.
53. How about with the light on? Only if I've passed out drunk before turning it off, but I'm usually pretty good at that.
54. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? Nope.
So, have you learned anything about me that you didn't know yet?
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