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Listening to: From the Choirgirl Hotel. Not for long, though... it's not really matching my mood quite like I was expecting it too.

Currently Reading: Just barely started Jonathan Lethem's Gun, With Occasional Music. Kind of saving it for the train, as well as a stack of others (both fiction and non). Also, I recently read Laurie Notaro's I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl (again) in like two days, and peed myself laughing. Highly recommended. I also devoured The Broke Diaries by Angela Nissel in, like, a mere few days. Laughed until I peed. Also highly recommended.

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10 December 2003 | 11:21 PM

Late December, 1963

Okay.

Oh. My. God.

Ohmygod.

Oh. Mygod.

Ohmy. God.

So, last night, there's this drag show/open mike night at this bar. I couldn't find anyone with whom to go, so I went alone.

And they had an open slot, and I had had a few drinks, so I figured I would sign up and do a little impromptu stand-up comedy.

Bad idea.

I bombed.

But I made $3 in tips!

And then I went and threw up in the bathroom.

And then I came home.

Oh. I'm no one's wife, but oh. I love my life. And all that jazz.

But there's another open mike on Friday at the same place, so I figure I'll prepare a song and get a hot outfit. Want to come support me? Shoot me an email and we'll talk.

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